mentallistic:

textpoops:

mentallistic:

textpoops:

I want a friend with benefits! (I can’t afford health care)

come move to canada

we can benefit you for free 

Will u benefit me with ur vagina

(via mentallistic)

ibrokethestars:

that one friend that’s exactly like you

but better

(Source: twistshoutandcry, via mentallistic)